Comments on: An Open Letter to Big Timmy’s Burger Palace

By: Nerfbat » The 2006 Nerfbat MMO Blog Awards

Nerfbat » The 2006 Nerfbat MMO Blog Awards — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:44:18 +0000

[...] Best Rant: Everyone loves a good rant. This award could go to the rant that was written the best, made me laugh the most, was the worst written rant ever, or any other random range of criteria I felt like defining. This will seem like favoritism, but I’m giving this to my boy Moorgard for “An Open Letter to Big Timmy’s Burger Place,” which accurate mocked almost every poorly written MMO rant ever. [...]

By: Ishnar

Ishnar — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:07:32 +0000

Stealth nerfed my burger /stort

By: Kendricke

Kendricke — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 13:36:22 +0000

Clearly, you have issues with Big Timmy’s Burger Palace. Perhaps Big Timmy’s isn’t the resturaunt for you, then. Have you ever considered that the customers of Big Timmy’s don’t care how many customers go to Wally’s World Burgers? Perhaps the customerbase of Big Timmy’s just prefers the flavor or atmosphere afforded by their resturaunt of choice.

Regardless, I fail to see where you’ve backed your argument against Big Timmy’s with anything more than your own personal opinions couched as fact. Your personal preference, though noted, is truly only relevant to yourself. If you believe that this information was necessary to post, I personally would have recommended you do so on the Wally’s World forums as opposed to here.

Then again, what you have posted violates several Big Timmy’s forum rules. You utilize post hoc reasoning, ad hominems attacks, and several other logical fallacies in order to make your “point”.

At the end of the day, when all is said and done, the choice is yours. One day, when you have your own restuaraunt, you can run it however you like, but till then, you can continue to talk till you’re blue in the face and the cows come home, and I don’t know to break this to you but…and I just ran out of cliches. Nevermind.

Great fun, Steve. Absolutely wink-nudge funny.

By: chabuhi

chabuhi — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:53:14 +0000

That was hilarious! And so true …

By: Anachronist

Anachronist — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:56:35 +0000

One word:

Woot!

Good Job! Articles like this are the reason I visit this place (and use the dev tracker every once in a while).

By: Cripp

Cripp — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 22:09:26 +0000

Very Clever, love it!!

By: Gaige

Gaige — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 20:46:36 +0000

R O F L!

By: Daryl

Daryl — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 00:45:58 +0000

Until you ruined it with your comment about the first of April, I thought this was the most hilarious thing I’d read in a long time.

By: Hannar

Hannar — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 00:17:22 +0000

High quality material right there.

By: Fan Boi

Fan Boi — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 23:09:52 +0000

Would have been a much funnier parody if it left me laughing at the forum jerks rather than you. Its a little concerning that you seem to think that your product is really ok and the trolls just whinge because they love it so much.

Hungry Pete has been selling well over 10 times as many burgers for the last year or so. If I worked at Timmy’s I might just be slightly worried. Especially if one of the big bosses had just been forced out. Maybe all the Big Timmy’s staff will get to keep their jobs. And watch all at Hungry Pete’s enjoy media attention, nice pay and all that kinda stuff.

Maybe you should spend your time working, MG, instead of authoring unamusing humour pieces.