You probably hoped the worst was over, that we’d given up on this silly podcast thing. But like the Scourge, we’re back to make your life uncomfortable again.

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Apart from our usual antics (this time including possibly our most annoying gag ever), all we’re doing is talking about Lich King. So if all you want to do is hate on WoW, you probably want to skip this one.

For some reason they keep letting us make these silly podcasts. Fittingly enough, our theme this time is the Olympics, which we weave into a discussion of some people’s favorite MMO sport: PvP.

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Remember, this is only ten minutes of your life you’re wasting, which leaves plenty of time for you to screw up your day in even worse ways.

Well, “substance” is relative, of course, but in the latest installment of Massive Guys on Massive Games we finally discuss topics related to MMOs. This episode is also noteworthy for containing some of the worst celebrity impersonations you will ever have the misfortune of hearing. I’m not kidding.

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Thanks to our 10-minute rule, you can listen to this entire podcast several times over while waiting on a pizza delivery. If your life is that shallow, I mean.

Those of you holding your breath for the next episode of Massive Guys on Massive Games are… well, you died a few weeks back. For the rest of you, Episode 3 is finally available!

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Because we care about our listeners, we have once again kept the rambling to a mere ten minutes. C’mon people, you spend longer than that in the john each day. Listening to Shwayder and I is at least as productive, if somewhat less satisfying.

Episode two of Massive Guys on Massive Games has been posted for your enjoyment and/or beratement. Recorded once more in the sweaty funk of Shwayder’s spare bedroom, we thankfully managed to hold to our promise of a ten-minute podcast.

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Keep the feedback coming! If you’re really lucky, you may find yourself quoted in episode three.

Usually I know better than to listen to Shwayder’s stupid ideas, but he somehow managed to convince me to work together on a podcast. The first episode is up now. Called Massive Guys on Massive Games (the title being the only clever thing about it), its saving grace is that we will keep our episodes to ten minutes or less. So while it’s a waste of your life to listen to it, it’s only a very small chunk of your life that you probably won’t miss anyway.

The broadcast is hosted over on Nerfbat. Subscribe to future episodes (which, on the bright side, can only get better) via the feed. Or just download the damned thing here.